Ole was staggering home from the tavern one night, weaving from side to side. The Lutheran minister saw him and in a Good Samaritan impulse, offered to guide Ole to his home. As they approached the house, Ole suggested that the minister go inside for a moment. He explained, “I vant Lena to see who I have been out vid.” ~~~ Ole was searching frantically for a half dollar when his friend strolled by…