Dear County Agent Guy:
I was about six years old when I discovered that I have an extraordinary talent for making things disappear.
I owned a jackknife that had both a long blade and a short blade. This meant that I was prepared for anything from fending off a ferocious tiger to cleaning my fingernails. That pocketknife was my constant companion.
One day I decided to try my hand at whittling, having found a funky stick th…