Dear County Agent Guy:
Our old neighbor Al Warnes had a knack for malapropisms that were unintentionally amusing.
For instance, “transplant” always came out as “replant” as in, “She got a kidney replant.” And “rummage sale” was unfailingly pronounced as “rubbish sale.” That last turn of phrase contains a tiny nugget of truth.
My wife and I have been doing some antiquing lately. I’ve discovered that antique stores are esse…