Dear County Agent Guy:
The joys of home ownership are infinite. And by “joys” I mean “pain-inthe- patootie maintenance issues.”
If a wife says to her husband, “I’m thinking about painting the living room,” what she really means is, “I want you to paint the living room.”
The husband might reply, “I’ll get right on it,” but what he really means is, “Right after my favorite football team goes undefeated and publicly gives me…