Ole was driving his pickup erratically down the street, continually swerving back and forth until someone with a cell phone called the police.
A police officer pulled over the car.
Ole rolled down his window and said, “Officer, tank yew fer stopping. I saw a tree in da road, den I saw anudder vun. So I had tew swerve back and forth ta keep from hitting it!”
The officer looked at Ole and said, “Sir, t…