Ole and Lena were on a trip and had a little quarrel along the way. As they passed a farm in the Ozarks, Lena spotted a jackass grazing along a fence. Calling Ole’s attention to it, she asked, “Relative of yours?”
“Of course,” said Ole.
“By marriage.” ~~~
An ocean going liner was sailing the Atlantic when it hit an iceberg. Survivors were able to take to lifeboats except one boat that was overloaded …