Ole and Lena were preparing for winter and Ole decided to teach Lena how to run the snowblower.
“Now Lena,” Ole said, “‘dis here is a precision instrument. You gotta treat it vid respect.”
Lena snorted. “Ole, last week you tried to start it by threatenin’ it vid a shovel.”
“Ya, well,” Ole muttered, “it worked, didn’t it?”
Next Ole demonstrated by plowin’ one neat, straight path down the driveway. “See…