Ole was working at the lumberyard when Sven stopped in.
Sven: Can I get some four by twos?
Ole: Sorry, all we’ve got are two by fours.
Sven: Vell, I guess dat’ll work.
Ole: How long do you want them?
Sven: I’m going to need them a long time, I’m building a barn. ~~~ One day, Lena was baking a fresh batch of lefse. As she was rolling out the dough, Ole came into the kitchen.
“Ole,” Lena said, “can you wa…