Lena: “I yust bought myself a new hat. I like to buy a hat for myself ven I’m down in da dumps.”Ole: “Hmmmm, I vundered vhere you found it.” ~~~ Ole and Lars were hunting ducks. At the end of the day, they’d had no luck. Ole turned to Lars and asked, “Do you tink ve maybe haven’t been trowing da dog high enough?” ~~~ Ole: How much are your eggs?Grocer: $2.00 per ...
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