Ole and Sven each needed a loan for $10,000 so they went to the bank. Sven went in first.
“What do you do for a living?” asked the bank manager.
“I’m a pilot,” said Sven.
“Well, that’s a good profession,” the manager said and he gave Sven his loan.
Then Ole went in to ask for his $10,000.
“And what do you do for a living?” the manager asked him.
“I’m a lumberjack,” he replied.
“I can’t give a lumberjack …