Lena “Der is trouble vit da car, sveetheart. It has vater in da carburetor.”Ole: “Vater in da carburetor? Dat is ridiculous.”Lena: “Ole, I tell you da car has vater in the carburetor.”Ole: “You don’t even know vat a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Ver is da car?”Lena: “In da lake.” ~~~ Ole called the airline information desk and asked, “Ho...