OLE & LENA

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Ole had a heated argument with Mrs. Lindstrom. Finally, in exasperation, Mrs. Lindstrom exploded. “Ole, if you vere my husband, I vould give you poison.”

Not to be outdone, Ole retorted, “If you vere my vife, I’d take it!” ~~~ Ole got back home after a trip to Minneapolis.

“Funny ting about dat dere place,” Ole remarked to Lena. “From reading their paper, I found out everyvun does in alphabetica…