Lena was making a breakfast of fried eggs for Ole. Suddenly Ole burst into the kitchen yelling, “Careful, careful. Put in sum more vater. Yur cooking too many at once! Too many! Turn dem, turn dem now! Dey’re going to stick, don’t burn dem!”Lena stared hard at Ole and said, “Vhat da heck is wrong vit you? You tink I don’t know how to fry a couple eggs?”Ole calmly rep...