Ole & Lena

On the eve of a big election, a politician ran into Ole and asked proudly, “Did you see my last speech?”Ole replied, “Vell, ya, I sure hope so!” ~~~ Soon after Ole and Lena got married, Lena was baking a ham. As Ole was watching, Lena cut off either end of the ham before placing it into the pan. Ole asked her why she did that and Lena replied, “I don’t know Ole. Dat’s vhat ...

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