OLE & LENA

Little Ole was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through his backyard, toting a ball and a bat.

“I’m da greatest hitter in da vorld!” he announced loudly.

Then he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it – and missed.

“Strike one!” he yelled and then picked up the ball before loudly stating once again, “I’m da greatest hitter in da volrd!”

He tossed the ball into the air and, once again, sw…