OLE & LENA

Personnel director: “Before I consider you for a job, do you lie, cheat, steal or come in late?”

Ole: “No, I never have... but I am villing to learn.” ~~~ Ole says Lena is a fast talker. She can go 300 words per minute with gusts up to 500.

~~~ Pastor: “You claim you can’t donate because you owe everyone. Don’t you feel you owe the Lord something?”

Ole: “Yah, but He isn’t pushing me like da rest of d…