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Sven and Ole worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office together.
Asked for his occupation, Ole said “Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies cotton panties.” The clerk looked up Panty Sticher. Finding it classified as unskilled labor, she gave him $300 a week unemployment pay.
Sven was asked his occupation. “Diesel Fitter,” he replied. Since diesel fitt…