Ole and Lena went to a revival meeting where an evangelist was conducting a very emotional service. Working up to a fever pitch, the preacher man exhorted the crowd: “All of you who want to go to heaven, step forward. Come up to the altar.”
Fifty people came forward... everyone except Ole and Lena. The evangelist spotted the two hold-outs in the audience and shouted, “Don’t you two want to go to he…