Ole & lena

Ole read in the paper that a skeleton was discovered recently in a house being torn down across town. After checing around, authorities found that it was the remains of the 1956 Norwegian Hide and Go Seek Champion.

~~~ Undertaker: “What can we do for you?”

Ole: “I vant to make arrangements for my funeral. I vant to be vuried at sea.”

Undertaker: “Why do you want to be buried at sea?”

Ole: “To get back…