Both Ole and Sven wanted some money, so they went to the bank for a loan. Sven went in first. “I want $10,000!”
“What do you do for a living?” asked the manager.
“I’m a pilot!” said Sven.
“Well, that is a good profession!” said the manager, so he gave him the money.
Then Ole went in and said, “I vant $10,000 too!”
“Well, what do you do for a living?” asked the manager.
“I’m a lumberjack,” he replied.
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