Ole got a job working in the fertilizer factory. The boss tried to determine the extent of the Norwegian’s abilities.
“Tell me,” he asked Ole, “do you know anything about nitrates?”
“Vell,” answered Ole, “all I know is dey are cheaper dan day rates.” ~~~ When Ole was the fire chief, he insisted the department keep the old fire engine after they bought the new one, eve though the motor was shot in th…